Aspinnerated

I have been!  Aspinnerated, that is...  By Jesh, of fine spindle-making fame... (She's out of spindles at the mo, but is working on more! They are delish!)
 

little drop-spindle of joy

No, no - it's not another made-up word... you find it all over our favourite knitting website... :: shuffles feet :: Okay, so it is made-up, but you can find it all over the knitting site...

Okay, okay...

Aspinner [ah-spin-er] - noun.

1. A person who, responsibly or otherwise, gives a spindle (or any kind of tool with which to spin fibre) to another person, thus aspinnerating them.
2. Slang. A derogatory term for a person who has introduced you to something that has the potential of relieving you of any bit of spare time you have left.
   

 Aspinnerate [ah-spin-uh-reyt] - verb.

1. The act of giving a spindle (or any kind of tool with which to spin fibre) to a person who has not as yet been introduced to the marvel that is spinning.
   
2. To cause to turn around rapidly in feelings of joy, as on an axis; twirl; whirl on receipt of a spindle (or any kind of tool with which to spin fibre).

Aspinnerated [ah-spin-uh-reyt-id] - verb.

1. To have received a spindle (or any kind of tool with which to spin fibre).
2. To have been introduced to the joys of spinning with a spindle (or any kind of tool with which to spin fibre).
   

Aspinneratable [ah-spin-uh-reyht-uh-[buhl] - adjective.

1. An object or person with the potential of being involved in aspinneration of any kind.
   

(Extracted from the RedScot Dictionary of Made-Up Words OUP 2018)

purple resin whorl and silver findings